Tag: humor

  • My random (non)sense of humor

    I want to clear something up about my sense of humor. When people talk to me normally, I don’t seem like a very funny or interesting type of guy, and I don’t really display much emotion, but actually I have a pretty nonsensical and random sense of humor. This manifests itself when I deal with…

  • Why Thomas Edison perpetuates stereotyping

    Dear fateful readers: It was over a century ago, that a man named Thomas Edison had invented the now ubiquitous exponent of heat and light now referred to as the light bulb. This relatively simple looking device uses a miraculous process known as incandescence, in which an electric current passes through a thin filament, heating…

  • Difference between Prison and Work

    Disclaimer: this is meant to be humorous. IN PRISON… you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK… you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON… you get three meals a day. AT WORK… you only get a break for one meal and you have to…

  • FML Variations =D

    Yup it’s just like fill in the blanks….excuse my wild imagination Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a GIANT MAN EATING ROBOT walked by and saw me. it’s got Alzheimer’s, and thought I was robbing the guy I’d bought the store from, so it called SPIDERMAN. I spent six hours…

  • How mathematicians solve relationship problems

    Look, we both said some things that were false…you called me a jerk, I said that you were irrational. But all of that was before t=0. I’ve been doing some thinking lately, and I arrived at an important conjecture. You are a very meaningful factor to me…from the moment I discovered your existence, I knew…

  • Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not advisable

    from www.sexualphysics.com: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION 10. Penile length contraction: According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. An average penis of length 13cm traveling at 99% the speed…